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**Ingredients:**
- 1 cup of Uranium-235 (or any other fissionable material)
- 3 cups of water (for steamy effect)
- 2 control rods (for added safety)
- A pinch of neutrons (for that extra kick)
**Instructions:**
1. Preheat your containment vessel to a toasty 300°C.
2. Sprinkle in your Uranium-235 and watch it go fission-fabulous!
3. Slowly add the water, but be careful not to get too steamy – we're aiming for controlled reactions here.
4. Insert the control rods to taste, because safety is always the main course.
5. Finally, add just a pinch of neutrons for that explosive flavor profile.
**Serve immediately with a side of emergency shutdown procedures and enjoy the electrifying experience!**
**Chef's Tip:** Leftovers can be radioactive, so handle with care and dispose of properly.
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