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26 people found this review funny
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0.0 hrs on record
The most expensive downloadable content (DLC)

But why Call of duty Modern warfare 3 receive lots of bad reviews?

Blame everything on the executive of Activision/Blizzard for their unreasonable time to release a game. Just to reach their financial quotas and appeasing their shareholder.

Any Call of Duty games usually takes 3 years of development but this one only took 16 months.

What are the devs going to do when you have to deliver the game on time?

You guess it!

-Carry Over every weapon, operator, accessories, calling card and weapon camos from the previous MWII to MWIII.
-Recycling 16 old maps. Rejoice everybody! Some maps from MWII will be on MWIII.
-Modern warfare zombie disguise as DMZ with undead creature on a recycle Warzone map. And it still a beta status.
- The campaign missions feel like an afterthoughts.
- Add a couple of new operator, weapons and other stuff that Nobody f*ck*ng cares about.

Let’s set the game free for 70$ US.

Oh no! The community are not happy. Don’t be sad. We are going to listen to your feedback this time!

Now give us your money peasant!
Posted 11 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record
An indie game that won eight awards. Looks like this little gem must be great right! RIGHT?!

Nah! The story is dull and boring for me to be honest.

I played it. I finished it. And I forgot everything about it couple of hours ago.

I’ve seen that kind of narrative before. On a movie, a book, a video game, a real-life experience…

But I give Florence the credit for the original soundtrack.
Posted 30 September, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
You can add this video game to your collection for free until March 23th 2023.

No strings attached !

Happy Steam Spring Sales ! 😉
Posted 16 March, 2023.
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20 people found this review helpful
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0.0 hrs on record
The Access Granted Pack aka «Pay for nothing useful to the plot and Avoid Grinding» contains:

Vehicle Expert: Get free or discounted cars via the app.
Weapon Perk: Reduces recoil.
Driving Perk: Increases vehicle durability.
ATM Hack Boost: Increases revenue from ATMs by 25%
DedSec Battery Boost: Adds an additional battery slot.

Six «meh» Aiden Pearse’s Outfit:

Blume Agent, Chicago South Club, Cyberpunk, DedSec, Viceroys and 1920s Mobster. This one look very good in my opinion.

Three (wannabe) EXCLUSIVES missions:

Signature Shot:
Follow a gang member to a location. Hack someone’s phone. Open the safe, get the «Biometric rifle» and fire at will.

Breakthrough:
A glorified Criminal Convoy mission.

The Palace:
Go doggy doggy find 10 hard drive around the city of Chicago.


Bonus Review because you are awesome. 😉

«Conspiracy! » is one of the five digital trips.

«Robots are invading Chicago. It’s up to you to find and eliminate them on time! ».

I know what you are asking. What happen when I finish this 30 min to 1 hour side quest?

A futuristic outfit? An exclusive weapon you said? Or even better… a bring new car? No, no and HELL NO!

Is UBISOFT we ‘re talking. You’re getting a generic skin. Thank you Ubi for wasting my time.

But I’m saving yours… You’re welcome.
Posted 10 March, 2023.
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14 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
This video game cost 500 000 U.S $ in January 2023.

And NOW you can claim this «C R A P» (Coughing)

I mean ....... «MEGAJUMP» for free !

I'm losing my mind! What a great pleasure.

Patience is a Virtue.

Stay humble Folks ! ;-)
Posted 10 February, 2023. Last edited 11 February, 2023.
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27 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
I'm not complaining when there is a free «LIMITED TIME» DLC. Grab it before it's too late!
Posted 6 January, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
This Agent 47 Skin makes King Joffrey Baratheon (from Game Of Throne) happy and dancing with his crossbow.

You unlock every cosmetic by completing the first level of «The Greed» Escalation. That's a good news for casual player.

I'm a completionist soo I decided to do all the challenge.

Man-O-Man the last One was a big pain in the A-S-S. Only God knows how many time I got caught and «Mission Failed» pop-up right after that. The two last target was insane. If you did it, I can feel your misery.

I strongly recommand to buy the Seven Deadly Sins Bundle when on sale.
Posted 27 December, 2022. Last edited 5 January, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
1.1 hrs on record
It was Intriguing for a couple of minute.

After that, I was thinking to myself «Is it done yet?»

When it is finally over, the A.I asked me: « Are you going to uninstall me? »

And I said : «Hell yeah!» <<DELETE>>

Now I'm going to get drunk with my old friend Jack and hope that i'm gonna lose my memory.

Posted 11 December, 2022.
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8 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
I want to join the U.S Navy after listened every original soundtrack. It's free soo give it a shot.
Posted 11 December, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
174.3 hrs on record (32.7 hrs at review time)
This Call of Duty® is a headquarters of MW2, MW3 and WarZone with microtransactions aka Bobby Kotec pipe dream.

The user interface (UI) is atrocious! It feels like a streaming platform.

What happen to the previous UI back from MW (2019) Activision/Blizzard?

Is it like

« Hello. You don't know me. But I know you. I want to play a game»

sick joke?

Get your sh!t together!

I'm pretty sure that I hurt their feelings since I gave this crap a bad review 1-month ago.
And I'm in a losing streaks! Welp! XD
Posted 26 November, 2022. Last edited 26 November, 2023.
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