Vlad Tepeș
SkeksisMuncher4
Egypt
I'm team-killing my son..
Fragging my boy...
I'm team-killing my son..
Fragging my boy...
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I just really like how the chemistry between maddie and the character flows. It really makes us question whether or not the girl that is asking the pappie is the daughter of yourself and maddie. Like did we get freaky in the sheets. Also why did fred abdon us :C.

Furthermore I trurly believe that the graphics for this game are stunning. Something you should about me is that i have severe panic attacks and lemmie tell you when i say the graphics are good i had to question what was real and what was fake. It put in a food coma for three weeks ( i am 350 pounds ( a normal weight btw)).

What really intruiged me was the thought that went into designing this game and the individual character development of all those frog people. Thats another thing i touch upon in this review, fred said he used that pad to send his trash off. So pray tell how were frogs born into humanoids. I'll tell you how, he came on the disposal pad and he pumped a frog full of his cream (with no mercy).

does fred smoke?
does fred hate me and b maddie?
will he ever return?
when will he be back?
will he deliver us from eviiilllll?!



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7.9 Hours played
I'd like to start of this review by mentioning that i myself a 400 pound devorced benefit claiming single-mother, who currently provides for mental under-developed son by busting it down behind the local chuckie chesse, has been in shock and awe every since i fel apon this buried treasure; a dimond in the rough. My tale of woe begins as a humble scullery maid working my literall ass off as, you guess it a lunch lady. Now what most people dont realise about the life of a lunch lady is that the work at hand really weathers you down all the way to the bone, sucks the life out-a-ya like that dementor fellow from hairy potter.

I had thought one to night to create one of my favorite delicasies from that show boobs burgers, the way to a boob burger is by browning and and throwing it into the pot. Now you may think that this is unhygenigc but when u get paid schmekles on the dollar it really makes no differece. I would to point that the highlight of my career was when I made a sandwich that a coloured student came up to me and whisper in my ear "Man my foot longer than a 12 inch sub". And ladies and gentlemen of the jury let me tell ya thats what gave me back the spark in my life to create the most grusome unapelling dishes man kind has ever known.

But thats enough about time to talk about this game. What really caught my eye is the lunch lady (I mean shes so big how could you not see her). The real turning point of this game is when she hurls her butcher knife at you and you get downed by her and she pins you down with her beef eater arms, all the whilst her salive is falling down you cheek you feel every movement, every breath... and then you lock eyes with this beast that has captured you, your life compltley in her hands; for a moment, for a single moment you think that you should kiss. But then in a sudden turn of events shes whips her bazoonga around a deals a heavy flow of blood of your MUG. Mixed with the earthly scent of scat.
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The Jew - Nature's Most Feared Creature
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Bootylicking Queef 19 Feb @ 2:50pm 
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Bootylicking Queef 9 Feb @ 4:32pm 
i chanced upon a shire and noticed a forest troll yonder the hillside. as a test of good faith i warned the hobbits of a fate most gruesome if they did not stay outside but alas they didnt listen to the travelling wizard. they all got raped and killed
Bootylicking Queef 27 Nov, 2024 @ 7:31am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Bootylicking Queef 23 Sep, 2024 @ 9:02am 
im gonna knock your SOCKS OFF YOUR FOOT (Plural is feet but i am a rule breaker not a rule follower or a rule maker i dont want to infringe on your personal rights like thats not cool, especially in an age of information where everything about yourself is frivolously uploaded to the internet on a daily basis and sod to several companies (next time you are on netflix or watchmojo or even 123 movies just search for something and watch other websitesreceomend stuff for a movie or tv show youve never watched or even batted an eye at. its crazy) so everyone knows what youre like and bascally my oint is say what you want do what you want but dont try and stop me from doing the same because if your deoing what you want is stopping mine i will rape you)
Bootylicking Queef 16 Oct, 2023 @ 9:34am 
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Bootylicking Queef 21 Jun, 2023 @ 8:38pm 
YOU BETTER HAVE LONG HANDS BECAUSE YOU CANT GO NEAR THIS GUY