Survivor Main who is too stupid for chases. Hence I keep sneaking around.

If I played killer and camped, tunneled or packed a mori, it's because one of the following conditions have been met:

1. You teabagged me repeatedly
2. You clicked your flashlight constantly like an idiot
3. I saw you with a key
4. I'm absolutely sure, I won't catch you again (in this case: congrats, you're THAT good)
5. You are the only survivor I can catch (in this case: tough luck, you're just as bad at the game as I am)
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Most of the time you'll see me as an immersed survivor though. Or maybe you won't see me at all if I'm doing it right.

Dear Teammates,
I'm sorry if I didn't unhook you in time. I'm sorry if I unhooked you in an unfortunate moment.
I'm sorry I couldn't loop the killer for more than 15 seconds. I'm sorry I plundered your box.
I'm sorry I did the bones you needed for inner strength.

Dear Killer,
If it seemed I teabagged you, I just tried to hide. Didn't mean to be rude.
Both of us know that I didn't blind you, because I just don't get the aim right.
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