It's nice to meet you but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their ♥♥♥♥♥♥ culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. Go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide - I get a nice clear view of the colon prostate and the coccyx, and I knuckle ♥♥♥♥'em all the way up to the palm right up the butt-♥♥♥♥, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass-♥♥♥♥♥ like icy hot.

Bastion is a way of life for me. I never change my character ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I gladly suggest you go ♥♥♥♥ yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you want to give orders, give them to each other, don't you dare bring that ♥♥♥♥ to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lotta poo poo on my peter, and a lotta ♥♥♥♥ on my ♥♥♥♥, from stickin it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.

I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Does anyone have any clue how does Lexavalon practice. I'm familiar with their style (headshotting and such) and I want to improve it. If anyone knows how they does it on what gamemodes, maps etc. It would be appreciated :)