Maledictus Donut Devourer
Vladimir, Vladimir, Russian Federation
 
 
Homer Simpson, a human enigma wrapped in a neon-yellow skin suit, a walking paradox of gelatinous flesh and existential crisis. His round, doughy body wobbles like a bowl of overcooked Jell-O, perpetually battling gravity and gluttony with every ponderous step. His eyes, two bulging orbs of vacant optimism, float aimlessly under a sky-blue ceiling of hair that defies the laws of hygiene and physics.

Homer's mouth, a cavernous chasm of relentless cravings, perpetually stretches into a grin that could be both the gateway to boundless joy or the herald of impending catastrophe. This grin is punctuated by a symphony of burps and sighs, each one an aria in the opera of his slothful existence. His voice, a raspy, guttural rumble, oscillates between the frequencies of blissful ignorance and alarming epiphany.

In the dark recesses of his subconscious, Homer is a kaleidoscope of contradictions: a devoutly lazy overachiever, a clueless sage, and a tempestuous force of mediocrity. He is an unfiltered vessel of the human condition, eternally ensnared in a whirlpool of absurdity and joy, navigating the chaos of existence with a donut in one hand and a remote control in the other.
Currently Offline
PC and Gear
Ryzen 7 5700x
16 GB Ram
RX 6650xt
ASrock B450 steelseries motherboard
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Gear

Logitech G Pro X super light
Hyperx Cloud 2
Favorite Game
991
Hours played
45
Achievements
Rarest Achievement Showcase
Recent Activity
991 hrs on record
last played on 21 Oct
5.7 hrs on record
last played on 15 Oct
556 hrs on record
last played on 3 Oct
Teejay445 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:28pm 
DOLBOEB IDIOT
Teejay445 4 Jan, 2023 @ 1:28pm 
NAHUY
mevotgoyimmuchlat 30 Nov, 2022 @ 1:46pm 
gay ♥♥♥♥
Sternzeichen Arrogant 22 Apr, 2022 @ 2:01pm 
salut
Sternzeichen Arrogant 6 Apr, 2022 @ 6:35pm 
: )
Sternzeichen Arrogant 6 Apr, 2022 @ 2:03pm 
cheating is forbidden.