gforest45's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 5:12am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 25 Sep, 2020 @ 10:48am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 5:39am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2020 @ 2:55pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2021 @ 10:33am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 26 Jan, 2021 @ 9:59am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2021 @ 11:43am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2021 @ 9:23am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2021 @ 10:08am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2020 @ 2:51pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2020 @ 8:50am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2021 @ 11:03am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2021 @ 8:43am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2021 @ 10:50am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 5:45am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2021 @ 10:52am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 17 Jan, 2021 @ 8:34am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2020 @ 9:27am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 17 Dec, 2020 @ 3:15pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2021 @ 11:18am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2020 @ 9:25am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 5:39am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 3 Feb, 2021 @ 8:33am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2021 @ 10:50am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 5:25am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2021 @ 10:35am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2020 @ 3:35pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 5:47am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 29 Aug, 2020 @ 9:24am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 15 Jan, 2021 @ 10:35am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2021 @ 10:35am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2020 @ 5:32am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 29 Jan, 2021 @ 11:41am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:18am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 20 Feb, 2021 @ 3:29am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

7 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

3 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

10 / 30