The stork tried to carry him as a baby but his ears were too heavy to lift off the ground.

This individual is normally found clinging to the rear of fellow Apex players, pretending he likes the game so he can get carried and look like part of the 'squad'.

This lad is lethal. Does nothing more other than bang 9s and sniff lines, off my nans nipples may i add, loves stealing spoon cutlery because hes just ruthless. Lovely lad tho x

Looks like a rat and talks like a spack, absolute overgrown sperm.