troller loololo skit ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

Å bruke kondom er som å spise banan med skallet på. Det funker ikke.

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.