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I am so sorry. I did not know my brother was so uneducated in YouTube etiquette as to actually comment "First". I have spoken to him about this and he has sworn to never do it again. I am banishing him to a boarding school far, far away from the influence of douche bags and others who comment "First". This boarding school will teach him proper Internet manners (such as "literally" don't and always deleting your history) and hopefully reform him into a respectable human being. I would once again like to apologize for the disgraceful taste his comment probably left in your collective mouths. He has brought shame on our family name and shall be punished accordingly.

First. Did you know I'm the first one to comment??? I'm the first ever commenter!!!!!!! I did it!!!! I beat everyone else before they could even say a word!!!!!!!