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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2019 @ 10:35am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2019 @ 11:49am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2019 @ 10:23am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2019 @ 8:12am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 9 May, 2020 @ 12:04pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 18 May, 2019 @ 1:39am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2019 @ 5:55pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 4:28am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:24am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2019 @ 6:55am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2019 @ 12:30pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2019 @ 10:17am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2019 @ 3:16am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2019 @ 11:49am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2019 @ 3:18am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 3 May, 2019 @ 7:51am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2019 @ 7:15am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2019 @ 10:28am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2019 @ 4:58am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2019 @ 5:56am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 25 May, 2022 @ 7:53am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2019 @ 10:17am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2019 @ 11:52am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 4:56am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 17 May, 2019 @ 6:44am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2020 @ 10:13am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2020 @ 3:05pm

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 11:42am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2019 @ 5:59am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 5:47am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 17 May, 2019 @ 6:47am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2021 @ 6:09am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2021 @ 10:35am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2021 @ 10:26am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!