So there I was, back to back with Jesus. Bible in one hand. Ak-47 in the other. Ready to bless these holy thots with our divine sauce. I was down to my last clip, so I yelled at Jesus from across the orphanage that I needed a melee weapon. Never have I seen a Mexican throw a Sandle so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fast in my life. But I killed 657 prostitutes that day. Yes sir. It went down in history as the Coochie wars