Hello, I am Timmy Teng. When I was 3, I woke at 3:33 AM. A mysterious figure whispered in my ear. The next day, I vanished. Now my soul is trapped in limbo, and only you can save me. But you must be precise. Follow these rules to avoid TIMMY TENG’S WRATH:

1. Inspect a random Steam item for 13 seconds.
2. Click your profile name 33 times.
3. Type "Timmy Teng" in Steam search, then close it.
4. Sort achievements by “Most Recent” & hover over the 3rd for 13 seconds.
5. Like a screenshot uploaded exactly 33 days ago.
6. Make a discussion titled “Timmy Teng Lives” & delete it after 3 minutes.
7. Friend request me, then cancel.
8. Google "Timmy Teng's Soul."
9. Press the up arrow key 3 times.
10. Stare at your Steam wallet balance for 3 seconds.
11. Post this on 5 profiles in 13 minutes, or Timmy Teng will post YOU on Doxbin 2.0.