Reasons why HMS Hood is better than woman:
Woman only have 2 arms. ( cannot protect me in a fight ) HMS Hood is armed with 4 x twin 381mm guns, 12 x single 140mm guns, 4 x single 102mm AA guns, 6 x 533mm torpedo tubes ( capable of defending me even up to the heaviest of german battleships )

Woman is made from skin and flesh. ( weak to even shells from AA guns ) HMS Hood has a belt armour ranging from 152-305mm, deck armour ranging from 19-76mm, barbettes armour ranging from 127-305mm and turret armour ranging from 279-381mm ( strong against even battleship rounds )

Woman can only run at about 8mph ( slow ) HMS Hood can cruise up to 37mph ( fast )

Woman are NOT a Admiral-class battlecruiser of the Royal Navy ( cringe ) HMS Hood IS a Admiral-class battlecruiser of the Royal Navy ( cool )

Woman will not help me fight a war against the germans ( ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ) HMS Hood will help me fight against german battleships ( true comrade )

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play realm royale sometime its a really battle royale game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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