After a good game in CS, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great moments in CS2 and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a CS2 Lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched and then bitten him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

⡷⢀⣠⣤⣤⡙⢷⢝⣢⣧⣭⣴⢫⣬⡆⣿⣿⡟⣼⣿⣿⢟⢵⣿⡿⣡⣾
⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⠰⣬⣛⣛⣭⣴⣶⣶⣦⣭⣥⣬⣀⠌⣬⣦⢉⣼⡿⢋
⣌⡻⠿⠟⣛⢡⡾⢃⣰⣿⣿⡿⢫⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⠃⣼⢏⣄⡛
⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⢂⠴⣿⣿⣿⡿⢡⣿⣿⢃⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⣾⣿⣿
⣿⣿⢸⡿⢡⢎⣾⣿⣿⡿⢀⣿⣿⡏⡜⡈⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⡎⣿⣷⢹⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡄⠀⠎⣾⢣⣿⡿⡀⢸⢿⣿⠀⣰⣧⢹⣿⣿⡆⣿⣧⢹⣿⡇⢻⣿
⣿⣿⡇⢰⢸⢏⣾⢟⣤⣙⠸⢸⣿⢰⢡⡶⣠⢻⣿⣧⢻⣿⢸⣿⣿⢸⡿
⣿⣧⢰⠀⠞⢈⣥⠈⢻⣿⡆⠘⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣷⡹⢿⠈⡿⠈⣿⡏⢠⣙
⣿⢁⣿⢸⡞⣸⠿⠃⢀⣽⣿⣿⣮⣿⡟⠋⢉⣀⣽⣷⣶⠇⢰⣿⢧⠀⣿
⣿⣦⡙⡿⢡⣿⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⠀⣾⡟⣸⡇⣤
⣿⣿⢇⣇⠸⣿⣿⣿⡏⠩⠭⠭⣒⣈⢻⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⢇⡾⠋⢰⣿⣇
⣿⣿⢸⢻⡄⠙⠻⣿⣧⠺⣿⣿⣿⡿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣯⣥⣭⣶⣿⠀⢻⣿

⣠⣤⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⣤⡀
⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣇⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠈⢻⣦
⠀⢸⠀⠀⠉⠉⠏⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣷
⠀⢸⠀⠀⢠⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿
⠀⠀⡇⠀⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⠖⠄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿
⠀⠀⠀⢶⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠰⠀⢰⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿
⠀⠀⠀⠘⠀⠾⠛⠓⡄⢀⡀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠱⡁⣀⠟⠁⠛⣣⡤⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠊
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢦⡀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⢰⠋
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⡩⠗⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟
⠀⠲⣤⡀⠀⢸⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢸
⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⡎⠀⠀⡼⠀⢸⠀⠸⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠒⠤⢧⣀⡸⠤⠤⠃

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