Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it’s Colin.
ㅤ* There's only one thing worse than feeling inferior, and that's being able to prove it.
ㅤ* Life’s a ♥♥♥♥♥, ’cause if it was a slut, it’d be easy.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!

cordobes cara de pija

me borraste? ah listo

Solo aspira a chuparle la verga a lo que no puede ser, osea ropz

crack

LIXO.