How I ended up accidently nutting in myself.
Today has just been ♥♥♥♥ for me.

Earlier today when I was making lunch, I had just finished cooking my eggs and my meatballs. I put it on my plate. As I grab my plate and lift it up it literally just shatters into two pieces and my fingers get cut a little bit and I start bleeding. Great.

Fast forward a couple hours to my before-dinner-gooning session. I'm in my bed and I feel like yeah, damn it's been a while now I can't just keep edging, I gotta go for it. So I get up and go to the bathroom. I sit down on the toilet seat and pull up some videos from my girlfriend and eventually I end up releasing my juice. I counted up to 6 cumshots, but on the fifth, I felt a weird burning sensation in my right thumb. I quickly realized that my ♥♥♥ has been shot into my wound and I could feel the wound absorbing my ♥♥♥. It feels just like how when you put hand sanitizer on a wound.

I thought to myself. Great. Now I have ♥♥♥ in my bloodstream. Well, at least it will make for a funny reddit post, if it doesn't get taken down!