>Own a rifle for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.

>Four russians break into my house.

>"What the devil?" As I grab my anime helmet and AR15 rifle.

>Blow a .223 sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.

>Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's .50AE and nails the neighbors dog.

>I have to resort to the M2A1 mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with .50BMG, "Tally ho lads!"

>The .50 shreds two men in the line of fire, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.

>Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.

>He bleeds out waiting on the VDV to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up (they weren't going to get him anyway).

>Just as the founding fathers intended.