Eh.. It seems that you have met a-a horrible demise, my friend. But.. uh.. you know, these.. These things happen in - in life. Life goes on. Not for you, obviously, uh, you're dead, but uh.. It reminds me of a time. I was - I was having a conversation with my friend Orville. We were, uh.. we were.. - the river. We were sitting by the river watching the fish leap over the falls, and I said to Orville:<br /><br />&quot;Sometimes I feel like a fish leaping over and over again, always trying to get somewhere. No, I don't know where...or only to find to find myself in the jaws of a beast.&quot;<br /><br />He, of course, looked at me.. eh.. surprised, you know?<br /><br />&quot;Have you been in the jaws of a beast, friend?&quot;<br /><br />To which I said &quot;No, of course not, Orville.&quot;<br /><br />I said &quot;No, no, no, no, no. I simply meant that life can seem like a relentless endeavor... Overcome meaningless obstacles, only to meet an equally meaningless fate, regardless of your efforts. Regardless of the obstacles you've passed.&quot;<br /><br />And.. uh.. Orville, he stood and proceeded to drape me with a picnic cloth, to which I asked him, I said &quot;Friend, what - what are you doing?&quot;<br /><br />He looked at me... very concerned, really. &quot;I feel like you've gotten too much sun.&quot; Indeed, heh. Indeed I had.<br /><br />He proceeded to pour me a glass of... just... ice-cold lemonade... Ooh. Ever mix it with iced tea? I do like... little half-lemonade half-...oh, it's so - you should try it someti- oh, wait. You can't because you're dead. But, anyways...<br /><br />So you may be asking yourself, &quot;How did I go from sitting by the falls to drinking lemonade, to being wedged in the air duct? Not only with Orville, but with an entire assortment of fruity colored friends.&quot;<br /><br />Well, there's.. uh.. There's really no good answer to that, but perhaps I've met a demise of my own at some point, and this is my afterlife or my dream - whatever it might be. I honestly don't know... Or... Maybe it doesn't mean anything at all.<br /><br />Maybe it doesn't mean anything at all.