imbecile roommate: it’s tax day man did you submit all your stuff on time

me, wise: every day is taxing when one has to listen to your drivel. *chuckles smugly* off with you now, I must return to my studies.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

August 12th 2036

ME WANT CUNNY ME WANT CUNNY CUNNNY ME WANT ME WANT ME WANT LITTLE CUNNY ME
CCCCUUUNNNN-NN-N-N-EEE HEHEHE HHEEIIIIYYYY BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO UUUAAAGGHHH
ZOBOLA DE MATRE DE DOON DOON DEL LAHO BANO GO DANI OH LA GOUUUUAaaaaaaaaaAAAAHHhhhHHH
AAAAAHHHHHHHH MALAOGOUGAAAAAAAAAAAA
BWOOOOOOOOOOP
ughhhhhh... unnnnhhhh...
give me that sweet cu cu cu........................

CUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women are created, by the, you know the, you know the thing.

My favorite jump scare is from Lord of the Rings when Bilbo is like BLAHHH and scares Frodo so hard that they both start making out then blowing each other 69-style, then Gandalf busts in mad because they didn't invite him to the spit roast, so then they start pounding Gandalf in all of his wizard holes and even some new holes that he creates with magical spells -- and it's right around that point that I realize I'm watching the porn version of the movie and the real jump scare is when my mom walks into the room just as Gandalf drowns Bilbo in a river of wizard nut and I'm scrambling to put on some clothes while screaming "I THOUGHT IT WAS THE DIRECTOR'S CUT! I DIDN'T KNOW MOM!" But she sends me to a gay conversion camp anyway where I end up having so much gay sex that I somehow get pregnant. Anyway I sold that baby to scientists and used the money to buy the other two movies in the porn trilogy so I can keep poppin nuts that jump scare my cat