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Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2019 @ 12:13pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2019 @ 12:11pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2019 @ 3:50pm

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 11:35pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 1:43am

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 1:43am

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 11:04pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2019 @ 3:37pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2019 @ 3:36pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 11:08pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 10:51pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 2:36am

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 1:54am

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 3:24pm



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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