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78.4 hrs on record (74.9 hrs at review time)
Welcome to The Hunter Call of the Wild
in this game you can experience

-Relaxation as you look at the surroundings of the beautiful maps the game has to offer
-Dopamine spikes when you kill rare animals
-Anger and frustration as you fail to kill a rare animal in a ethical way (we call this the "ass" shot)
-Cold winds as you climb every mountain the game has to offer for the sake of feeling like you have achieved something
-Visible confusion as the female widow deer stands still in shock after you shoot her husband waiting for you to send her with him to the deer heaven (in this case the lodge)
-Multiplayer...an amazing experience with other players as you are preparing your shot on the rare animal you spotted and 2 guys from Brazil named Ricardo and Carlos drag race each other on the road next to you, scaring away your animal and every single other one in the 500 meter radius.

So join in on the world of fun and pain The Hunter Call of the Wild can offer.
Posted 7 July, 2024.
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9 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
please make gandhare rifle 4-9
Posted 20 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
1,838.6 hrs on record (1,497.0 hrs at review time)
Imagine yourself in the eastern front 1943. You are a commander of the mighty Tiger 1 tank. Suddenly you are called into combat to assist the infantry in the fight. You have received intel of possible unit of T-34's heading your way. You decide to take a defensive position keeping your eyes towards the open field. Few hours pass and you hear engines rumbling in the distance. You immediately inform the other 2 Tiger commanders through your radio. You wait and wait until you finally see them emerge an army of T-34's coming at you. You tell your gunner to take aim and fire. Your eardrums suffer as you hear the 88 round bounce off the driver hatch of the T-34. You tell your gunner to fire again... the same unpleasant sound resonates through you. You hear screaming over the radio as the other Tiger commanders report the same scene while your loader gets another round in. You look and see the T-34's closer than ever as one of them is lining up on your tank. You quickly tell your gunner to fire which he does and suddenly as the 88 round impacts the turret ring area of the T-34 it disappears like dust. You are very confused at this point and have lost all hope... your fellow Tiger crews aren't doing any better. you look as the T-34's fire back most bouncing off but one impacting your muzzle brake rendering your gun useless. You ask your crew and they tell you it would take at least 60 seconds to repair due to most of your crew being orange because of bad rations. You tell them to start working on it. As the T-34's close in you open your hatch as you hear a noise almost like a plane. To your horror you see a Pe-8 fly over you as it's shadow covers most of the battlefield and you see something dropping out the bomb bay. You realize what has happened and tell your crew of the inevitable end that's about to come to you all. A loud thump is heard as the bomb hits the ground then a blast and in the final milliseconds of your life you wonder does russian bias exist. The infantry far behind you sees this huge explosion happen and fears the same will happen to them later as they spot the bomber. but only a second after it vanishes into the air like it was nothing. In the end your sacrifice without really doing anything has saved the german troops. Back in a hangar in Moscow the Pe-8 crew are scolded after they got teleported back due to teamkilling.
Posted 18 May, 2024.
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1,747.2 hrs on record (817.7 hrs at review time)
Absolutely fantastic game.

EDIT: used to be a great game but mainly sucks these days due to scp balancing
Posted 7 May, 2021. Last edited 31 August, 2024.
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461.6 hrs on record (189.1 hrs at review time)
So much fun
Posted 15 April, 2020.
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153.8 hrs on record (56.5 hrs at review time)
good game
Posted 27 February, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
84.9 hrs on record (34.2 hrs at review time)
very nice if you wish to build an empire and eventually lose everything
Posted 22 January, 2020.
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306.6 hrs on record (77.1 hrs at review time)
funny game
Posted 16 November, 2019.
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85.6 hrs on record (46.3 hrs at review time)
its a good game
Posted 22 October, 2019.
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