It’s International Masturbation Month, and I have decided to fully embrace it, with a personal challenge: 200 orgasms in May. That’s around 6 to 7 per day. I told myself it was a tribute to the body, a celebration of pleasure, discipline, and solo joy. Even made a post about my big challenge.

But if I’m being hones: I’ve basically been training for this all year. Every month is masturbation month for me. May just gave me an excuse to put a number on it and pretend I had a goal.

I go through so much lube that I do honestly should have set up a monthly subscription years ago. Instead, I’m scrambling to restock, rationing like it is some wartime supplies. Now I have started googling how to make my own lube from household ingredients.

This isn’t about pleasure anymore. It’s a war between me and my Fleshlight.

May gave me a number to aim for. But the truth is, I never needed an excuse. I was already halfway to 200 before I knew it was International Masturbating Month.

It’s International Masturbation Month, and I have decided to fully embrace it, with a personal challenge: 200 orgasms in May. That’s around 6 to 7 per day. I told myself it was a tribute to the body, a celebration of pleasure, discipline, and solo joy. Even made a post about my big challenge.

But if I’m being hones: I’ve basically been training for this all year. Every month is masturbation month for me. May just gave me an excuse to put a number on it and pretend I had a goal.

I go through so much lube that I do honestly should have set up a monthly subscription years ago. Instead, I’m scrambling to restock, rationing like it is some wartime supplies. Now I have started googling how to make my own lube from household ingredients.

This isn’t about pleasure anymore. It’s a war between me and my Fleshlight.

May gave me a number to aim for. But the truth is, I never needed an excuse. I was already halfway to 200 before I knew it was International Masturbating Month.

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