Hey, it sure has been a while. I just wanted to let you know the kids are fine, they really miss you. i miss you. I notice that you’ve been getting hit on, by ethan elias! You’re cheating on me. while we are on a break. I honestly never thought this day would come. You know I’ve always done my best to provide for this family. Now I see that I was simply taken advantage of.

Theres only one thing I want to tell you 你的電話響了, I had to put goldie down. He wasn’t swimming right anymore. For a while I thought he was just autistic. But i noticed that he started swimming backwards. I’ve never seen a goldfish do that before. Well regardless about two weeks ago we found out he was gay; we had to put him down.

Okay I lied. Not about the fish. That mf died. You got a dead homie now. But about that being the only reason.

一个能在比公鸡打鸣还短的时间内完成工作的杰出人物！我肯定可以和它一起吃一些豆子