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Once upon a time there was a Russian, a German and an American that meet the Cannibal.
- "I will give you a task" says the Cannibal - If you do it correct I wont eat you. Bring me 10 fruits of one kind.
The German brings 10 apples.
- Now shove it all up ass with no emotion on your face.
The German was only able to put in 4 apples. He got eaten.
The Russian came second with 10 blueberries. Started poking. On the last one he started laughing madly. He got also eaten.

The Russian and German meet in the next world.
- Why did you start laughing? Askes the German.
- Everything was fine until I saw the American with ten pineapples.