michael oxlong
Niger
Level
19
N00b
200 XP
Currently Offline
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Groups  14
W33D KLAN
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E-Sports Entertainment Association (ESEA)
317,075 Members
I'm proud to be a Muslim
30,192 Members
WεεD Clan
PENIS PRESS
2x World Championship Winner in Public Maths Debating and PenisPress
Winner of ESL Cologne 2216
Runner Up at Eleague Boston Major Invitational 1873
Creator of Einstein's Theory of General Relativity
Owner of SBG soz nicky ur sb

Esea Rank: Mudda a$$ hole get da A+ or I beat da bumhole wit da bamboo stick
Faceit Rank: 10 bad biddies on a yatch
R6S Rank: Minecraft Diamonds
Minecraft: Bedwars Pro League
Coc: Th9 inch

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Cpu: Intel® Core™ 2 Duo
Motherboard: Asus X299 inches deep in your nan
Cooler: Mitsubishi Hydro-Electric Air Conditioner
Gpu: Titan XP (liquid hydrogen cooled clocked at 2.1 GHz)
Ram: 16 Petabytes G.Skill Uranium Operated ram (cl-69, clocked at 3200THz)
Storage OS: IBM Foppy Disk 1.2mb (for p250 Sand Dunes)
Storage 2: Pentagon Servers
Psu: Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant 650TWh


Monitor 1: Xerox Alto CRT monitor 640x480p
Monitor 2: Tesseract Holographic Projector
Mouse: Apple Magic Trackpad
Hacks 1: Flusha's "lift mouse higher" #senorvac
Hacks 2: Aimjunkies.com
Comments
76561198985655491 11 Jul, 2024 @ 6:13am 
balls
76561198985655491 18 Jan, 2023 @ 6:30pm 
that not a very baller move
76561198985655491 18 Jan, 2023 @ 6:29pm 
whyd u delete balls
yow 5 Dec, 2021 @ 11:05pm 
+rep number one weed collector. trash at cs tho
yow 14 Nov, 2021 @ 11:18pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
bwahh 6 Feb, 2021 @ 9:16pm 
+REP epic gay man who is dating LARRYDOTCOM