Name: Rick Grimes
Age: 40ish (give or take a few zombie apocalypse years)
Location: Currently wandering through the woods, but mostly near Georgia (I’ll find you, though).

About Me:
Sheriff by trade, dad by default, zombie-slayer by necessity. I’m the kind of guy who will definitely protect you from walkers… but also bring a lot of emotional baggage (like a whole season's worth). I’m all about leadership, loyalty, and trying to keep a group of survivors together… but I’m still figuring out how to keep my own sanity in check.

I love long walks through abandoned towns, quick pit stops to the nearest food stash, and of course, telling people to "stay in the house!" (Even though it usually never works). Also, if you can handle me saying "Carl!" every once in a while, we might just be a match. 🏃‍♂️💥

Looking for:
Someone who isn’t afraid to get their hands dirty (I’ve got a lot of blood on mine), can handle my intense stares, and has a sense of humor in the face of the end of the world. Bonus points if you have a real weapon to keep the walkers at bay — I’m always running low on ammo.

Fun Facts:

1. I've got the best horse in the apocalypse (not to brag, but his name is Horse)
2. My beard could probably survive a few nuclear winters.
3. I’m surprisingly good at handling a machete.
4. I once had a romantic moment with a horse... don't ask.

Swipe right if you want to be my new partner in survival… or just someone to share a can of beans with around a campfire. 🥫🔥

P.S. If you're into whiskey and bad decisions, we’ll get along just fine.