by Jack

Episode 1: The Predator

Miles Booy had always lurked in the dark Booy household. It had a grotesque, giant greasy bed. It was a place where he felt pleasure and security.

Miles was stupid, tight-fisted and a heavy drinker with Massive Lil John, some would say it was "Miles" long, and he loved ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ virgins. His friends saw him as a booming, giant God. Once, he had even killed a non-virgin. That's the sort of man he was...

Miles peeped out of the window, his glasses were misty from his profuse breathing, a thick fog formed before his eyes.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of David Booy. David was an intelligent scrawny boy with a small Lil John and greasy mouth.

David gulped. He was not prepared for Miles...

As David approached the house, he could see the wide smile on Mile's face. A look of pleasure and cunning. A bulge in his pants formed, causing an earthquake of magnitude 7.2 on the Richter scale. He approached David with a grin and a spark in his eyes, gleaming with natural light.

Mile's mouth vibrated whilst his tongue rolled down the saliva drenched lips."I am here because I want Fun in the Bedroom," Miles bellowed, in a ruthless tone. He slammed his fist against David's chest, with the force of 926 fish rendering him unconscious. "I frigging love you, David Booy."

David awakened from his induced sleep and saw a familiar face, with a smerk of the devil. "David, take my clothes off, bend over and phonetically spell RUN and close your eyes," he exclaimed.

They looked at each other with unstable feelings, one a silent rapist, and the other the victim. "Do you like Jazz?" Miles questioned. The couple looked like two admirable uncles shagging to the beat of the upbeat music.

Miles studied David's Scrawny Lil John and greasy Mouth. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you Fun in the Bedroom," he explained, in a pitying tone.

Miles looked depressed, his body slouched like a ballsack and floppy bum-beads.

David could actually hear Miles's body shatter into 5206 pieces. Then the intelligent Scrawny boy hurried away into the distance.

Not even a drink of bleach would calm David's anxiety forever.

THE END