⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠙⠓⢦⣄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⠏⢠⣤⡶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣤⣄⠀⠹⣧⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠟⠀⠸⣿⣦⣄⣀⣠⣤⣤⡿⠀⠀⠘⣧
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⡄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠀⠀⠀⢠⡶⠒⠒⠒⠒⠲⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿
⠀⣀⣠⣄⣀⣼⡇⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇
⠸⣏⡀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⣀⣼⡇⠀⠀⣀⣀⣠⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡏
⠀⠈⠛⠛⠒⠒⠒⠛⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⣾⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣰⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠛⠒⠒⠒⠚⠛⠉⠉

⠄⠄⢸⠃⠄⠛⠉⠄⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⠉⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣶⡄⢢⢻⣿⣿⣮⡛
⠄⠄⠘⢀⣠⣾⠄⠘⠋⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣦⡲⣄⠈⠻⣿⣇⣣⠹⣯⣄⣦⡙⢿⣿⣿
⢀⡎⠄⣾⠋⠄⠄⠄⣠⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⠈⠙⣍⢳⠄⠘⣿⡐⠁⢉⣁⣀⡀⠄⠙⠿
⡼⠄⡆⡇⢀⣤⡆⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡘⣿⣷⣄⡀⢹⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣄⢠
⡇⠄⢿⡔⢿⣿⡇⢿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⠇⣿⣿⣿⠇⢈⣁⡻⢿⣿⣀⠈⣱⢏⣾
⢣⠄⢆⢩⣮⣿⣿⣄⠻⣿⣷⣤⣤⡴⢋⣴⣿⣿⡟⠄⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⠾⢫⣪⠅
⠘⣆⠈⢑⣘⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣤⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣴
⠄⠘⢦⡈⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣀⣉⣉⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡃⠪⣶
⠄⠄⠄⠙⠢⢄⡈⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⠋⣀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⡛⠉⡄⠄⠄⠄⣀
⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡾⢉⣁⠄⠄⠄⠲⠂⢂⠋⠄⠛⠒⠉⠉⠑⠒⠉⠒⠒⡧⠤⠖⢋⣡

⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠘⡿⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⣿⣿⠃⠸⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄.
⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⠼⣛⣛⣭⢭⣟⣛⣛⣛⠿⠿⢆⡠⢿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⢣⢶⣟⣿⣖⣿⣷⣻⣮⡿⣽⣿⣻⣖⣶⣤⣭⡉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⢹⠣⣛⣣⣭⣭⣭⣁⡛⠻⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣽⡧⡄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣌⡛⢿⣽⢘⣿⣷⣿⡻⠏⣛⣀⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠙⡅⣿⠚⣡⣴⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄
⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⣱⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄
⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄
⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄
⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠑⣿⣮⣝⣛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄
⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄

Certified cool person

WARNING!!!! DON'T TRUST THIS GIRL!!!!
We were playing World of Warcraft, having a great time questing together. Everything seemed normal until we went to a secluded area to duel. Suddenly, she started role-playing a sex scene out of nowhere, describing in explicit detail how her Night Elf was seducing my character. I tried to tell her to stop, but she kept going, saying she was “in character.” It was so uncomfortable.

But that’s not all. After a few good games of Overwatch, we decided to voice chat and things seemed cool. We played for months, becoming good friends. One day, she invited me to a private game saying she wanted to show me a new strategy. When I joined, she started moaning and said she wanted to "feel my ult." I was so confused and disgusted. Turns out she was getting off on the game sounds.

DO NOT TRUST THIS GIRL, she will turn your epic gaming session into an awkward erotic role-play and has some weird Overwatch fetishes.

Only tried to kill me twice!