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I love donald Trump.
I had all the merchandise.
I prayed to Trump every night
and thank him for deporting all the illegals.
My dad found out and called me a racist.
I cried myself to sleep and asked donny for help.
I woke up and felt warmth.
I looked beside my bed.
It was donald.
He whispered in my ear "we need to build a wall".
He pulled out my wallet and gave me a lone of a million dollars.
My little wallet tore due to the girth of his money.
It hurt so much but I'm doing it for donald.
He finally got the money all the way end and I yelled in pain.
Then my dad walked in.
Donald Looked him straight in the eye and said "your fired."
Donald sprang through my window and flew away.
I never will forget that night.
Tervist,
eile unustasite oma trennikoti trenni.
Mõtlesin teile täna selle tagastada, aga teie trennikott oli lahti ja ma viskasin kogematta pilgu peale.
Sealt seest ma leidsin asju, mis ei tohiks alaealise käes olla.
Kotist oli leida järgnevaid asju:
1. Kummidildo
2. Homoseksuaalne täiskasvanute ajakiri
3. Vaseliin
4. Peenisepuur
Koti sisemust analüüsides, hakkasin ma mõistma, et teil on vägagi kohutav pornosõltuvus.
Palun rääkige sellest oma vanematega ja palun otsige abi ka profesioonaalitelt.
Lugupidamisega,
Kaupo Redel.
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