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Alright, so who am I and why did I join the Ham Mafia? Let me be brief...

You may call me Sample Text, and I've been a Made Mann of the Hamily for the past 3 years. By the time I was trudging my way through college, I had been scammed into giving away my Frying Pan two times over (as well as an unusual Brain Interface), and since then, I have never bought another. On December 4, 2021, I was playing a classic game of 2Fort when I came across a man called BigMacBob. He recruited me into the Hamily Business, and I was welcomed into the fold. Since then, I've been a loyal, upstanding soldier who gets stuff done on my own terms and actively participates in silly shenanigans whenever I can.

Only in 2023 did I become capo of the Hooligans and later of my own regime, the Ham Samplers. We're a smaller regime in the business but are always willing and able to accept new recruits into our ranks.