"Oh ALLAN hello, he- fancy running into you here mmm."
"I was just wondering if you wanted to hang out with me and smoke weed, and fill our bellies with DIET soda, and play Burnout Revenge for the PS2."
"Suit yourself! kllafalalaall..."
"Hello Allan, are you looking for these?"
"It was all a ruse you pathetic little ant. For you see I the landlord was the mastermind the ENTIRE TIME. Every single thing that's happened to you over the last 24 hours was orchestrated by me. IN MY INSANE MIND."
"Yes all delicately coordinated beforehand using paid actors and animatronics."
"Yes all me. The whole thing cost me $750,000 and over eight months of planning just lead you right here into the palm of my hands."
"To make one simple request. I was just wondering if you wanted to hang out with me and smoke weed, and fill our bellies with DIET soda, and play Burnout Revenge for the PS2..."
"Ah-ah-ah. *Unviels IED attached to chest* If lay your filthy paws on me I'll blow this entire city to smithereens. So what'll it be Allan."
"HA! I'm totally pwning you thi- this is embarrassing. You're not even trying, co- come on really try to actually beat me this time. No your- you're not actually trying are you? Maybe if you really really try..."
"Wa-haha, you suck! It's like you're not even playing!"
"What the... What have you done?"
"I have brought great dishonor to my ancestors."
"*Commits Hari-kari* AGHahfha..."

"*Wakes up from the dead* ALLAN! You will hang out with me again! AHHAAHHAHAHHAHAH!"