You wanna know where I got these scars? My father... was... an ancap.. and a GAMER. And one night, he acts.. cringier than usual. Mommy takes the PS4 because he’s being bad. He doesn’t like that. Not. One. Bit. So, only watching, he roundhouse kicks her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me.. says.. “Why so CRINGEY?!” Comes at me with the phone. “WHY SO CRINGEY?!” Sticks the phone on my face. “Let’s put you on Reddit.” And.... NI