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46 of 72 (64%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Pickled

Electrified a pickle. How romantic!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:05am

Bright

Told a light bulb joke. How romantic!
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:51am

Gadgeteer

Made Professor Ziegler reminisce about the Chief.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Scholar

Won a fellowship for having a high robot stat.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:44am

Knifethrower

Threw throwing knives with Juliet.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Sidekick

Your robot is pretty good with throwing knives.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Beeroisseur

Tried a dark chocolate coffee porter with Josh.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 7:02am

Shakespearean

Discussed Hamlet's age-old question with your robot.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 2:58am

Spacefarer

Your robot got the Alpha Centauri ending of Civilization IV.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:18am

Chatty

Your robot passed the Turing Test.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 4:56am

Celebrity

Mark wrote a positive article about you.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 5:16am

Bionic

It's like the arm you lost, but with more features!
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:00am

Oracle

Your robot got compared to drunk Nate Silver.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:53am

Doctor

Earned your doctorate.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 3:15am

Halloweener

Attended Mark's costume party.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 5:22am

Terrible

Died in the earliest possible place.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 12:56pm

KITTy

Made a deal to design intelligent cars.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 10:06am

Spouse

Got married!
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 10:44am

Elfin

Your robot was a good little elf.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 5:29am

Beloved

Your company threw a surprise party for you.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 3:30am

Resilient

A company you founded survived its startup phase.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 3:39am

Transformative

Made robots that are more than meets the eye.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 3:45am

Numismatist

Earned a coin.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 3:54am

Florist

Made use of the language of flowers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 10:50am

Patriot

America won the war.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 3:53am

Rebel

Led the Alaskan Rebellion.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 5:53am

Founder

Started a new country.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 6:03am

Canuck

Fled to Canada.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 10:44am

Pardoned

Freed from jail by order of the President.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 5:49am

Cleared

Got a Top Secret clearance.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:26am

Spook

Accessed the government's master intelligence database.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:38am

Partybot

Your robots got a little tipsy.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 4:01am

Robophile

Married a robot.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 10:44am

Hat Trick

Got three achievements at the same time. And now, four.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 10:44am

Crimefighter

You and the Crusader fight crime.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:35am

Rocker

Played Freebird. Sort of.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56am

Mastermind

You basically rule the world.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:56am

Filial

You bought a gift for Mom in her old age.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 4:17am

Trophy

If nobody can judge you, is this achievement meaningless?
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 6:09am

Chipped

Got a chip in your head.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Doubled

Made a robot double of yourself.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 4:34am

Celebratory

Celebrated a birthday party.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Alive

Made it to the end without dying.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Honored

You were honored at the White House in your old age.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 9:53am

First Mate

Went out for coffee with ex-President Irons.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 9:55am

Singular

Joined the collective mind of the robots.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:48am



Ludophile

Your robot interpreted the ending of Braid.

Warlord

Your robot got the conquest ending of Civilization IV.

Rebellious

Your robot sang "Head Like a Hole" in front of a live studio audience.

Heartbreaker

Your robot sang "Maps" in front of a live studio audience.

Philanthropist

Started a large charitable organization.

Cultist

Started a cult around your robot.

Novelist

Your novel was a success, thanks to your high Humanity.

Character

Your robot wrote a successful autobiography.

Hero

Prevented the Sino-American war from starting.

Rockin'

Learned a password.

Hacker

Found a vulnerability in the Chinese robots.

Escapee

Loyal robots freed you from prison.

Holiday

Got an Alaskan holiday named after you.

Neurosurgeon

Put a piece of your own brain in a robot.

Blockbuster

Saw the White House blow up.

Bodyguard

Escorted the President from the White House.

Safecracker

Got inside the Top Secret room.

Kingmaker

Gave your robot control over all the other robots.

Gourmand

Your robots tried lutefisk.

Trio

Had a very special night with your two loves.

Kinkadian

Made some popular paintings.

Somethingian

I'm very sure that's a real religion.

Nostalgic

Reminisced with a robotic Statue of Liberty.

Lunatic

Your robots headed for the moon.

Officiant

Presided over a human-robot wedding.

Tragic Hero

Finish Chapter 7 with no other achievements.