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ㅤ* I was having dinner with a world chess champion and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
ㅤ* During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
ㅤ* If a leper gives you the finger, do you have to give it back?
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