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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
9.3 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
THIS GAME IS STRAIGHT BOOTY CHEEKS. IT DOESNT LOAD AND IT CRASHES MY COMPUTER HOW CAN YOUR GAME BE THIS ASS
Posted 23 April, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
24.4 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
i looked away from my screen for one second and my truck did a double front flip swan dive into a metal barrier on some random highway in germany
Posted 10 January, 2022.
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1.1 hrs on record
why the ♥♥♥♥ would i pay $5.69 CAD for this game when i could literally pirate it with my eyes closed
Posted 21 July, 2021.
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20.7 hrs on record (20.6 hrs at review time)
its a shame this game was removed from steam so the only people seeing this are the ones who already have the game i bought right before it went free but i had it on psn before so cross proggression was a pretty good thing. This game makes me happy :)
Posted 26 June, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.0 hrs on record
I left this game running in the back round for 2 hours just so i can tell you its a waste of your time. I know ill never get those two hours back but at least i can sleep with that fact that I can now tell you that i want to kill myself. This game is less optimized than a crypto mining software on an old dell laptop thats hanging on to dear life by a thread and being kept together with hopes, prayers, and tape. I would rather watch my parents sleep than play this ♥♥♥♥ game. Being the naive person that i am, I downloaded this game hoping for some wholesome fun with other community members, I was greeted with obnoxious sound affects and lousy graphics. Shortly after my terrible experience I immediately wanted to delete the game, then i realised how useless it would be if i didnt give a horrible review first. It didnt even taken that long for me to regret sinking any of my time in this catastrophe of a game. And dont even get me started on the storage space! 1gb!!!??? For what? There are no resources, graphics, assets being used to compile this absolute junk. I bet i downloaded crypto mining software as well of a dumpster fire of a game. DONT WASTE YOUR TIME!!! If i were to rate it on a scale of 1-10, this is definitely a 1!!!! Hopefully tis can help at least one person in NOT WASTING THEIR TIME. Thank you.
Posted 26 June, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.4 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
Im gonna be clocking in hours in this game real soon
Posted 31 May, 2021.
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0.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
10/10 would ♥♥♥ again
Posted 8 April, 2021.
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21.9 hrs on record (14.0 hrs at review time)
peepee poopoo oooo
Posted 10 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
836.8 hrs on record (173.1 hrs at review time)
niygytcvyv
Posted 2 April, 2020.
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