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Civilization VI ruined my life.
I'm taking history classes so I thought it'd be fun to play Civ with all the knowledge on ancient history I now have and I can confidently say this was a terrible idea.

I started playing at 6 in the morning and when I took a break to save, the clock read 1 PM. An alarm went off for an assignment that's due. I quickly ctrl+c, ctrl+v my way to an underwhelming mark and proceed to settle new parts of the map.

My phone buzzes, a call from a friend that I forget to answer. I assure myself I'll get back to them. My phone buzzes again but I truly cannot sacrifice my time to entertain this person while the Nordic meance prepares for war in the East. The sun sets and the moon rises while concerned messages pile up in my inbox until the frequency of the buzzing dies down and eventually ceases. Peace at last.

After several days of play, my Mother apologetically cracks open the door to my room. She asks me if I'd like to watch a movie together sometime and I tell her no, my eyes never leaving the screen. Our interactions have been limited to her leaving food by my door. I hear he crying most nights. Low happiness, she should've built more amenities.

Fun is not something I've thought about while playing for a long time. I will keep going till my weak laptop's AMD A9 processor melts from overuse. The advisor recommends this course of action.
Alliteration 9 Jan @ 7:51pm 
Welp... since you didnt accept my friend request i might aswell just say it here
Bro... i have no idea who you are, but an amazing friend of mine just told me that you insulted her in Pony Town, if you have a problem with someone, just say it to their face, not hiding behind the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ keyboard, you made her real sad, you know that, hope your happy with that you ♥♥♥♥, she doesnt even know you, so why the ♥♥♥♥ insult an innocent gamer who just wants to enjoy themselves, since you dont know her, you never know they could be, and you never know who some of their friends are and are capable of doing, they could be anyone to you bro, from a simple stranger, to a full-on criminal/hacker, i'd think twice about who you insult bro, i really would, or you just may get on the wrong side

Insult her 1 more time bro, and you may have a little problem on your hands
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Alliteration 23 Feb, 2023 @ 8:32pm 
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cute anime obese loli 23 Nov, 2021 @ 9:04pm 
Dear god I am so Hor.ny for this user. Like you don't understand. Every night I dream of them doing vile and wicked things to my body till I shoot a hot sticky load into a jar with there face on it. I desperately hope I'll get the chance to grovel at there feet and let them beat the every living Christ out of me till I pass out. Overall 4/10 could have bigger milkies
cute anime obese loli 30 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16am 
-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, 'You have to drink it all~' and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, 'You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~'. Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, 'Choke on it you ♥♥♥♥!' and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.
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