this guy told me to shush

Sniper pro

lets do it again

💗 💛 💜




💙 💗 💚

💜 💚 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐔𝐋 𝐃𝐀𝐘


💗 💚 💛 💙


💙 💜

yo

exceptional game knowledge

+Rep u cool dude have a good day and gl in ur games 🔥

Nice to meet you!

Deagle firepower

Makes the game more enjoyable

past his prime.... hate to see it

boner

Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time I pass by the kitchen I can’t resist but stick my ♥♥♥♥ in the Nesquik cereal box. It doesn’t matter if the cereal hurts my tip, I thrust it in as fast as I can. I don’t care if my grandma cries for me to stop, I can’t resist looking at his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ face; yeah, that’s right, the Nesquik bunny’s face. As I masturbate in chocolate cereal balls I imagine the Nesquik bunny begging me to destroy his ass, and then ejaculating chocolate milk all over my face as I grant his wish. Normal people disgust me, my only sex drive is towards that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bunny; since the first time I’ve seen his sexy ass I can’t restrain myself from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the chocolate cereal box at least twice a day. Everyone in the house thinks that I’m crazy and that I need some kind of therapy, but truth is, I’m the only sane one here.

Atleast by having a daughter you can guarantee your bloodline. Plus its a fact that daughters are more biologically inclined to love and respect their fathers. Those ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you see on the internet all suffer from daddy issues aka absent father. A daughter with a present father usually turns out ok.

I say its more cucked because biologically mothers are closest to their sons. Now imagine this. You and your wife are older and she thinks you can't satisfy her anymore, then she views pretty much a younger healthier version of you in their son. Now imagine being cucked by your own son, that ♥♥♥♥ has to be insanely brutal. Atleast wiith your daughter you can get some action, but with your son you cant plus you risk being cucked. Daughters in their younger years always prefer being around their dads. Which is why i say daughter>son. Plus daughters are usually more agreeable with their fathers unlike sons who want to bash heads to show who is the alpha in the household.

I like the physics in Konosuba's scene, but for more than just the booba bouncin though. In Dragon Maid's scene the blur lines make Kobayashi's slap seem like just a whiff and it comes straight down on Illulu's left boob, yet somehow both booba bounce. You just can't convince me that the energy of that whiff was angled towards both booba. On the other hand, Konosuba's just perfects those sorts details. Although it's a bit slower paced compared to Dragon Maid's you can watch Megumin wind back to properly give her slaps power, and Yunyun properly recoiled up and away in accordance. I have to say Dragon Maid's scene just can't compare in this regard

But on the other hand, Illulu's booba flailing takes up half the screen so I'm gonna have to declare this a tie.

♥♥♥♥ and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.

I want to ♥♥♥♥ Spongebob. I want to slide my semen hose into every dispersed crevice and hole of his ripe yellow dermis. I want him to crush my ♥♥♥♥ and balls against my will until they’re just as pendulous and flabby as his succulent sponge-skin. I want him to forcefully suck me off with his moist yellow cavities as I’m held down by Mr. Krab’s razor sharp sex-talons. If only he would role-play as Sigmabob Grindpants so I could grind my pathetic little ♥♥♥ drizzled ♥♥♥♥-sausage against his shorts, my life would be complete.

One rainy night my parents were out and as a horny 13 yr old I was horny as ♥♥♥♥. Jokingly I searched “plants vs zombies rule 34. And what I found was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing it’s eye candy. I want the pea shooter to sit on my ♥♥♥♥. Day by day searching the web for some plants verses zombies hentai. It got so bad that I broke up with my gf because I like pvs hentai more than her.

My favorite is pea shooter her drawings are gold, her big juicy mommy milkers are drawn with quality.

i'm daddies wittle tide pod hehe (ꈍ꒳ꈍ)i'm all squishy and wet for daddy! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ he loves how my bitter taste nuzzles his taste buds and my Botanical Raintm scent!!!! (。・ω・。)but he knows how im not meant to be eaten...(´･ω･`)waaah!!! dont eat all of me daddy(　；∀；) hehehe my soap-♥♥♥♥♥ is so wet >///< 1 lick 2 lick 3 lick 4... no more daddy i'll break~(●///▽///●) hehe i'm daddies wittle tide pod so wet and squishy =w=

Hello reddit, today I was rubbing my penis very fast with my hand then all of a sudden this massive release of white fluid came out of my penis, I searched up on google 'white fluid discharge from penis' and the results said I had a UTI. Could anyone figure out what came out of my penis?

I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your shot. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my ♥♥♥♥ apart by my übernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.

Ok, so I was playing the hit game Among Us the other day, and when the game started, a red bean-shaped character that appeared to be wearing a spacesuit told me "shh," while having his index finger in front of where his mouth should be. I believe this act made this red bean character extremely suspicious. To understand why this red bean character is suspicious, we first must understand how the game “Among Us” works. The game consists of 10 bean-shaped characters, called crewmates, that are given tasks for them to complete. As these characters do their tasks, they may witness abnormal things that are not supposed to happen, such as the lights turning off on their own, sudden reactor meltdown and other crewmates dying. These acts show that there is an imposter among the crewmates that is sabotaging and is trying to kill everyone. Now why is this important to determine why the red bean is suspicious?

📣🔉🆕🙉🎧LISTEN UP THOTTIES its NEW🆕years🎊📆🌆EVE🙇‍♀️💃and 👌➕we🙌🤓🧍🧍‍♂️🧍‍♀️ALL know 🤓🧐EVE 🍎was the OG 👌☑️☑️🫡SLUT 😩💦💦🌊!!so when that C(l)OCK⏰🕰️🕐🛄strikes👊🥊🖕midnight🕛 lets ♥♥♥💦🍆🍆🍑🥚INTO twenty twenty fWHORE 🙌😽🙌🆕with a (big😉🍆)BANG 😩🍑, now 🫵🔻it may be 🅱️ an 🚨💅ELECTION 🇺🇸🇺🇸year but hopefully 🙏 the United ‘BATES 💦👌of america🇺🇸 can ♥♥♥ 😩☑️👊together 🎉 To celebate 🤔🫨❌❌🙅i mean CELEBRATE 🎊 🍑🍆💦 1️⃣ ONE more cycle 🩸🩸🩸😬around 🍑🏀the SUN 🌞🕶️☀️you may 🤔DO dry 🚫🥃🍸🍹january but 🍑make your 🆕 NEW 🙇🙇‍♀️years RESOLUTION ✅🧾🥅to keep that 👅🙀😹BUSSY 💦💦😩🍑WET 🥳🥰

Did you know that the IDF have invented a submarine called "Shark" It's made out of 26% shark skin mixed with Zinc and Manganese dioxide, the rest of the submarine is titanium, anyway what is so special about this submarine? You can't detect it on radar. Well that's a bit misleading... You can detect it on the radar but you wont see a submarine, you will see a shark. The design and shape of the submarine is indistinguishable from a real shark making it blend in with all the other sharks. The IDF have additionally hired a team of professional painters for each submarine making each one is unique. How would you respond if you saw a shark on a radar? Exactly you wont, you would ignore it and next thing you know it you are blown to pieces. Please spread this message to spread awareness of the IDF slaughter of innocent sharks.

if you read this you are turbosuperultramegalarge homosexual lover man

Your profile rocks! Play?

One more round?

Ready for a game?

Quick slice!

+rep Great Player

+rep Nice Player 🔥

прими го трейд

Let's create some gaming memories.

i love att santy guapo

+REP
dodaj prosze, mam pytanie

+ rep mateee

I am a concerned mother with a 13 year old child and I am here to seek help regarding my son. Last week when we went to the supermarket, my son pointed to a red trash can and started jumping around screaming “THAT’S AMONG US! THAT TRASH CAN IS SUS! RED IS THE IMPOSTOR!” As soon as he did that, the manager told us to leave. I told him that my son is just excited about something, and apologised. But the manager still told us to leave so I picked up the red trash can that my son was going crazy over and threw it on the managers head. Then my son shouted “DEAD BODY REPORTED.” Can someone please tell me what on earth is wrong with him?

Hello, my name is Mohammed bin Salman the prince of Saudi Arabia who lives in palace on Mirage. The past few weeks some homeless person has been coming into my house and sitting on my couch. He told me his name was “Jame” and he was “saving.” Can someone tell me what this means?

Howdy Kripp, my name is Bill and I work in the meat industry. I'm getting pretty sick and tired of all the vegan propaganda you're spreading on this here livestream. You rave about the health benefits of becoming a leaf-muncher, but look at you! You're a pale, scrawny, hallowed-out husk of a man. Hell, you probably can't even lift up a hamburger with those pitiful arms of yours. If you don't stop hating on meat, I'm gonna come by in my truck and force-feed you my "giant sausage!"

One time my mother called me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, so I hit her because no one talks trash about my mother, then I hit myself because no one hits my mother, she then hit me because no one hits her son and then hit herself because no one hits me, so I hit her because no one hits my mother. cant stop me

Writing's not easy. That's why Grammarly can help. This sentence is grammatically correct, but it's wordy, and hard to read. It undermines the writer's message and the word choice is bland. Grammarly's cutting edge technology helps you craft compelling, understandable writing that makes an impact on your reader. Much better. Are you ready to give it a try? Installation is simple and free. Visit Grammarly.com today!

Hey, quandale Pringle here,

My boss caught me watching a hottub streamer during work and he squeezed my hog so hard and wouldn't even stop after I banned him.

My brother Cornelius Bartholomew Anderson ringle got caught in an alberian twitch prime and bits scam and got sent to the gulag, but we've snuck him a Nokia 3310 in his ass with a spoon that he'll be using to plan a breakout with my cousin longsdale dimmsdimone slingle.

tyler n em

+Rep)

b5？？

extremely ♥♥♥♥

прими го трейд

Signed by me, lets play csgo

Hi, please add, I'm not asking for skins, I'm adding because I'm expanding my list of friends so that I can play in the future :)))

signed by me