Meet Epstein, a guy whose relationship with weed is more profound than most people's connection with oxygen. His day begins with the aromatic embrace of freshly rolled joints and ends with the lingering scent of burnt dreams. In Epstein's world, every passing moment is an opportunity to light up, transforming mundane tasks into hazy adventures. His laughter carries the essence of a thousand shared jokes with Mary Jane, and his eyes, glazed with euphoria, reflect a universe colored in shades of green. With a joint in hand and a cloud of smoke trailing behind him, Epstein navigates life in a perpetual state of chill, where time slows down, and every problem is met with a puff and a sigh.

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Absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ player only wants me to carry

Babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa

Signed -Waller

Signed -Scared