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*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

Did you know Spongebob is the best Bikini Bottom resident for a gang bang? With his numerous holes and absorbent body. His rectangular shape means he is able to accommodate at least eight burly men possibly more especially if they are petite. His yellowish color ensures that he won't be stained by dried jizz even after hours of pounding so there is no need to ever take a break to clean him off. Also, his happy demeanor and silly attitude guarantees that he will be both willing and delightfully reactive while getting stuffed from all sides.

I love minions!

I can vividly remember 🤔 the first time I saw 👀 the masterpiece 😱 called "despicable me". I was sitting 🛋 down in my chair when I heard 👂 one 1⃣ of the yellow⚠ freaks 👅 saying "Banana" 🍌.Besides the hilarity 😂😂😂 and the randomness XD of the situation, I also felt a moment of excitement 😏 in my private 😳 region 🍌🍆. It was truly a moment of joy 😄 and pleasure 😩 as I stood up ⬆ in ecstasy 😫 and jumped in the air💨 . Tears 😭 running 🏃 down ⬇ my face as my throbbing 💥 bulge nearly broke the buttons of my tight pants 💦 👖. I felt like God 🙏 had given me more reason to live 💯🔞 and to love👅💦. I'm just glad that me and the children 👶🏻👶🏿 in the theater 🎭 got to experience this moment of clarity and true religion 🙏⛪ and I hope minions 😍 will one day touch 😫🔥👌👈 the heart ❤💜💚 of each and everyone of you! 👅

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