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381.0 hrs on record (275.3 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☑ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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---{ Comment }---
Trash Game, Geometry Trash Trash Trash
Posted 28 December, 2022. Last edited 23 February, 2023.
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0.2 hrs on record
DIESES SPIEL IST NICHT 30€ WERT!!!!!
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OVERALL -10101013e08143017313/10
KAUFT EUCH DIESES SCHLÜMPFE VERSEUCHTE SPIEL NICHT!
Posted 28 December, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
22.4 hrs on record (10.7 hrs at review time)
Schaissebdreack
5 Sterne
Posted 21 January, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
90.3 hrs on record (31.5 hrs at review time)
After 90 hours of playing Astroneer, I have finally decided to write a review.

Graphics: The graphics are very nicely designed overall, and I like the style of Astroneer.
Performance: Even weaker PCs can run Astroneer excellently.
Gameplay: The gameplay is fun overall, but after a while, it can become a bit boring because there is nothing left to do. Additionally, the bugs can be annoying at times. You can be thrown into the air when exiting a Gravity Globe or glitch through the ground when sliding down too quickly. However, these are the only bugs I have discovered so far.

Overall, I think this game is relatively good as it can easily be compared to Satisfactory and offers an incredible amount of gameplay. Even after my 90 hours of playing, I have not yet finished the game and am waiting to see what is still to come.

Rating: 7/10
Posted 24 September, 2021. Last edited 23 February, 2023.
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