"Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time."
-- a coffee cup
😚
Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't
expect them to be.
(Small Gods)
🤐
Two-hundred-thirty-nine pounds?! I'm a blimp! Why are all the good
things so tasty?

-- Homer Simpson
Brush With Greatness
😫
Oh, come *on*. Revelation was a mushroom dream that belonged in the
Apocrypha. The New Testament is basically about what happened when God got
religion.
(alt.fan.pratchett)
🤔
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
😭
Polymer physicists are into chains.
😗
Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.
😲
The man she had was kind and clean
And well enough for every day,
But oh, dear friends, you should have seen
The one that got away.
-- Dorothy Parker, "The Fisherwoman"
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