Your digital footprint reads like a biohazardous hentai wiki. You've officially reached Omega Degeneracy — scientists are calling it “a tragic fusion of flesh, screen burn, and dried sin.”

You’ve been caught edge-looping through 47 tabs of anime "plot," dual-wielding lotion bottles, whispering “Nyaa~” to your Ethernet cable. Your tissues have unionized. Your socks have PTSD. Your bedsheets are legally classified as a war crime.

We found:

Lube-stained doujin scans in your tax folder

A custom fleshlight modeled after a catgirl mage

And a search history that made Chrome itself gag and crash

Your waifu is pressing charges. Your PC begs for death every time you open incognito mode. Even your hand has filed for emancipation.

Effective immediately, your genitals will be vacuum-sealed, your anime subscriptions revoked, and you are forbidden from saying “ara ara,” “mommy,” or “step-” within earshot of another human being.

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