In the bustling town where laughter reigns supreme,
Lives a lad named Crow, in every girl's dream.
Not for his charm or his wit, though those aren't small,
But for a certain appendage that's the talk of all.

With each step he takes, there's a noticeable sway,
And folks can't help but notice as he goes on his way.
For Crow's got a gift that's hard to ignore,
A sizeable member that's hard to deplore.

It's not just a rumor, it's a fact well-known,
That Crow's got a package that's fully grown.
With whispers and giggles, the tales do spread,
Of Crow and his asset, which he proudly displays ahead.

Oh Crow, dear Crow, with your not-so-secret pride,
You've got the whole town talking, far and wide.
But amidst all the jokes and the playful fuss,
We'll celebrate Crow, the man with the impressive plus!