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281.4 hrs on record (200.4 hrs at review time)
[Insert Joke about Loosing Friends and Family due to Factory Must Grow.]
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Posted 6 November, 2024.
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7.7 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
To those who’ve written disproving reviews on the design of this video torture, allow me to clarify something for you.

This “game” is not pay-to-win. It is not even pay-to-play. Even if you had more money than Elon Musk, you would still have to waste a few hours grinding this game. I don’t like to play games like these; therefore, I cheat to make them enjoyable, which brings me to my next point.

This game is so repetitive that using hacks to skip hundreds of hours of gameplay still prevented me from reaching 1/9th of the game without bypassing problems. “1/9th,” you may wonder, and to my dismay, I answer, yes, you must beat the game nine times.

If you have scrolled down the guild menu, you’ll notice a “New Island” option. Each island is as equally challenging as the first, and there are nine of them, with the added downside that everything gets reset, including the Gem Shop. Vip and Daily cards also reset. You will keep all gems but must repurchase all Gem Shop upgrades.

I have done no calculations, but from my experience, playing this game without using real money would probably take more than one lifetime to finish this game if played eight hours a day. With $1000 real dollars per island, completing this game would take around 10,000 hours or impossible.

I don’t know of any way to get a significant amount of Gems without purchasing them. If there are any, then it may be possible to beat legitimately.

I have not bothered to finish all the islands, but I sincerely doubt the devs are dumb enough to think someone could finish their game. So there isn’t much point in me beating it.
Posted 18 July, 2024.
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219.4 hrs on record (218.4 hrs at review time)
have you ever wanted to clown on loosers, who love playing rp games. But always get banned before the going gets great. Try Deceit. Almost non existant mods, just there to kick out the hackers who for some reason never post their cheats. After they have already killed 40 to 100 lobbies. By flying through walls, and transforming pre night. Don't worry, because of the lack of hype, most of them have already drained all the souls available. Leaving most of the your runs in the hands of the 2% of glitch exploiters like myself and 90% of the player base who don't like having this game turn in to csgo, and who will immediately report the 8% that do. Which as previously mentioned, does not work. What keeps me playing this game, is the knowledge that any player can ruin a game for everyone else the second they get too bored. That player often being me of course.
Posted 19 October, 2023.
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78.0 hrs on record (33.5 hrs at review time)
bought for machine girl, stayed for Yellow
Posted 25 June, 2022.
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486.2 hrs on record (168.3 hrs at review time)
happy fun time

Posted 2 October, 2020.
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106.3 hrs on record (106.0 hrs at review time)
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Posted 27 August, 2020.
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269.6 hrs on record (13.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
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Posted 9 August, 2020.
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717.0 hrs on record (32.1 hrs at review time)
Great for expanding an already amazing game.
Posted 26 May, 2020. Last edited 22 September, 2023.
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756.6 hrs on record (205.7 hrs at review time)
Make getfixedboi the seed of your world for an easy and enjoyable experience. As it's the intended way to play.
Posted 17 April, 2020. Last edited 22 September, 2023.
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