Playtime past 2 weeks:
2.2h

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
25 of 54 (46%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Egg Simulator

Become an Egg
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 10:31am

Forgotten Sorority

Goat Castle - Reach F Tier
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 3:20pm

Private Club

Goat Castle - Reach E Tier
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 3:53pm

Rogue Guild

Goat Castle - Reach D Tier
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 6:05am

Covert Consortium

Goat Castle - Reach C Tier
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 4:39pm

Secret Society

Goat Castle - Reach B Tier
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 10:35am

Shadow Syndicate

Goat Castle - Reach A Tier
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:30am

New Goat Order

Goat Castle - Reach S Tier
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 7:36am

Raider of the Lost Parking Garage

Find the perfectly round boulder
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 5:36am

Streaking

Run naked on the football field
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:07am

Nasty!

Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 11:31am

Where is it?

Find That clown
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 7:21am

Don't touch the servers

You touched the servers
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 7:53am

Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation

Sit through the entire yoga session
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 4:28pm

Black Market

Find the shady merchant
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 11:21am

San Angora: Become Human

Unlock the Capra Erectus
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 11:01am

Club Mohair

Enter the super secret container rave
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 11:38am

Goat Queen

Become Queen of all the goats
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 4:39pm

Into the Matrix

Find the trainstation
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 7:51am

Crocsquatch

Give Big Foot some shoes
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:47am

Welcome to Earth

Start the Alien invasion
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 10:39am

I Watched the Intro

Sit through the intro
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 3:15pm

Certified Fresh

Find all movie tapes
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 11:29am

Synchronization Complete

Synchronize with all the Goat Towers
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 6:47am

Reach the Stratosphere

Get flung out of the map
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 5:04pm



Who Baywatches the Baywatch?

Run on the beach in slow motion

401(K.O.)

Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down

Real Buoy

Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!

French Fika

Lick the croissant

[REDACTED]

Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur

G.O.A.T.

Unlock all the achievements

Try Hard 2

Find all Trinkets

You Trusted Your Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Daredevil

Jump off all Ramps

Lousy References

Find all Broken Relics

Wow, Such Instincts

Complete all Instincts

Ultrasonic Speedy

Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy

Try Hard With a Vengeance

Find all Multiverse Trinkets

So Aerodynamic

Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat
+15

15 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked