Hey guys, i really couldn’t handle it. Shrug was across the room and it made me feel so good. I was clapping and panting for a solid 20 minutes straight slinging my dong. The last straw was when the level 5 ultra omega gyatt bent down to pick up his pencil. It then became a splatter of semen all over my jeans. What should I do? There was a stain all over my pants but no one saw anything. [as much as I know]

This guy bagged me in Trials, but he's so bad. Absolute trash tier gamer

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!

If you're looking for a +rep on this profile you've come to the wrong place, but if you're looking for an outstanding garlic bread recipe you've come to the right place.

Ingredients
4 cloves garlic, crushed
2 tablespoons butter
2 tablespoons extra-virgin ;) olive oil
1 loaf crusty bread, split
3 tablespoons grated cheese, Parmigiano or Romano, optional
Chopped fresh parsley

Directions
Combine garlic, butter, and oil in a microwave safe dish or in a small saucepan. Heat garlic and butter and oil in microwave for 1 minute or in a small pot over moderate-low heat for 3 minutes.

Toast split bread under broiler. Remove bread when it is toasted golden brown in color. Brush bread liberally with garlic oil. Sprinkle with cheese, if using, and parsley. If you added cheese, return to broiler and brown 30 seconds. Cut into chunks and serve.