it is me David from the Bahamas, me no english the best!

Bucket list:
#1 try penguin meet
#2 skydive with a wiener dog
#3 fly a kite
#4 learn how to fly a kite
#5 help a gorilla give birth
#6 dig up JFK's grave
#7 crash a semi into a goodwill
#8 find and kill a sperm whale
#9 find Tyler
#10 commit arson on an orphanage
#11 wrang slipery tohgalars
#12 brake a window only using my head
#13 drink wd40
#14 Push a disabled kid down an elevator shaft
#15 Hijack a full school bus and reverse into a lake
#16 Flashbang a room of epileptic children
#17 Inject a newborn with heroin
#18 Suck Tony135420's nippies
#19 Have Nicholas Meduro take photos for my baby shower
#20 Cover an oreo in hot glue and feed it to an autistic kid in high school
#21 manifold absolute pressure
#22 do surgery on myself
#23 steal a police car and drive around with the sirens on
#24 tripwire an IED in my parents bathroom
#25 train a monkey to jerk me off
#26 find a big rock
#27 crush a starfish in a vice
#28 trip a black man into a sewer hole
#29 learn how to pronounce probably
#30 invert my wiggly diggly
#31 step on a sea star
#32 throw an egg at a homeless person
#33 have a fight to the death with my friends and eat the losers bodies
#34 eat silica gel
#35 Piss in a dogs mouth
#36 get together with the crew and watch all the porn
#37 kill 69 people in a mass shooting at a preschool