You want to mock? Let's mock.

*trips* hi uhhh ♥♥♥♥ uhhhhh hi i like saw you in that deathmatch game the other day and I couldnt notice just how manly you got those headshots and I just wanted to introduce myself. Sorry if that seems so forward but just like ah eeee oh uhhhh I felt something. I needed to seek you out. as soon as i saw over 2000 hours I knew you were the one for me. I want a nice strong man to support me through the havoc that is dust eleven and you just fit the role so well *blushes* I know that Wasteland Rebel has seen some action. I want that same type of action. nyeh uhhh sorry if that was like forward but these emotions are so overwhelming. Hope you understand. XOXO ;)

you gave me the cummies

Jahb offer?

you make my bussy pop