Recent reviews by Poppie

it's good

In all seriousness, god DANG buy this game right now!! It has no rights being this cheap right now so get it quick!
If you want an actual reason why this game is good, everything about it is so charming and fun! The dialogue, the strange people you meet, the item descriptions, and even ways to kill people can be quite funny (Yes I died to my own banana peel I threw on the ground myself before)
I'll admit myself, I actually didn't think I'd like this game when I first started back in 2020. Everything felt a little slow to me and I was even considering just getting a refund but I gave it the benefit of doubt and decided to just keep on going. Boy was I glad because it ended up being the best thing ever. There are many different classes to choose from fitting different play styles! You can play as the Soldier who has lots of weapons so you can easily barge into places and kill everyone for your mission, or if you don't like that the Doctor allows you to play it more sneakily and safely, not being able to use most weapons but having the ability to knock out foes from behind with just a single click! Along with having a tranquilizer gun! Playing as a Gangster? Recruit your gang members across the maps and get them to do your biddings for you! (Admittedly they do get more scarce later on in the levels lol) Are you a cannibal? Eat the dead bodies to restore health! Especially when they are cooked! Are you a comedian? Tell jokes to the poor passerby and they can kill for you... or kill you!
You also get a lot of items in this game as an award for completing missions (or sometimes you find them in the trash lol) which you can use for your other missions, like infiltrating a vent with cyanide and killing everyone in a building! Or infiltrating it with "Rage Poison" instead and having everyone who takes it in kill each other! Or putting a boom box outside in a floor of deadly ooze that slowly kills all the people that run to it as they slowly dance to death! Also, every time you level up and get to the end of a level, you can unlock new abilities from a random list that'll help you even more!
At the end of every three levels there will be disasters that will spice the gameplay up and will force you to think quick! Finish the level before the zombies get to you, the killer robot is out to kill you, there's literally a war going on oh my god don't get killed, DEACTIVATE THE BOMBS IN A FEW MINUTES BEFORE THE ENTIRE LEVEL EXPLODES which is my personal favorite for how my first time getting that one I was two seconds away from blowing up everything!
Especially with every level being randomly generated, this game can offer a lot of variety and uniqueness that makes it really enjoyable with replay value! I find myself coming back to the game a lot because of that!
God this game is so fun and multiplayer gives you a whole other experience lmao, I'll admit I don't know how online is today but the absurd but hilarious people I randomly met before on random servers I hopped into were the best thing ever, it would be so chaotic but really funny and fun seeing everyone just kill and blow up everything haha, if you have a friend, co-op will give you an interesting time!

Overall, this game is quite the experience especially with how cheap it is right now. I think my decent chunk of playtime says a lot about how much I think this game is good and to be honestly I didn't realize I played it that much, just get this game right now dangit!!